Things That Make No Sense in This Nonsensical World: Netflix's Live-Action Cowboy Bebop

Why!?!?by Erik Henriksen Funimation
Netflix is making a live-action Cowboy Bebop, because doing so is an act that, like cloning dinosaurs and sticking them in an amusement park, is theoretically possible, if perhaps not advisable. Series creator Shinichiro Watanabe will be a consultant, which could mean just about anything, but still—even though this idea seems obviously terrible, maybe I should keep an open mind an—
NO. I WILL NOT. THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA. This is a short post, beca