There Really Is a White Magazine and You Can Buy It in Seattle

by Charles Mudede Larry
Spotted in the window display of Bulldog News: a magazine called white. Now that you have caught our attention, let's look a little closer. It has a white couple on it. They appear to be in love. He has her in his arms. She is really laughing hard; he is laughing too, but not as hard. She can expect to laugh a lot with him for the rest of her life. This must be paradise. He is handsome. She is pretty. Her teeth are as white as pearls. White-capped mountains are in the dis