The Stranger's Endorsements for the November 2015 General Election! Plus Cheat Sheet!

The Stranger's Endorsements for the November 2015 General Election!by The Stranger Election Control BoardWhat the fuck is a pangolin?Of all the questions the Stranger Election Control Board has had to ask itself over these many years—questions like "Is 1:30 p.m. too early to have a drink if you're already stoned?" and "Why does The Stranger conference room have carpet on the walls?" and the perennial "What went so wrong with these people's lives that they want to run for school board?"&mda