The Seahawks Offense Sucks so Much, Y'all, They’re so Bad and I Hate Them

I mean for Pete's sake, at least stop rolling Russell Wilson into the gaping maw of the league’s best defensive ends!!!by Spike FriedmanGuys? The offense? It sucks. Quinn Harris / Stringer
That the Seahawks defense is worse than it was a year ago, and yet even worse than the years leading up to last year is no surprise. So many Pro Bowlers and superstars have left the team, that ESPN’s broadcast booth felt the need to interrupt Seattle’s 24-17 loss to the Chicago Bears on Monda