The New Starbucks Cup Made Me Gay

Just one peep at those androgynous hands touching each other, and suddenly we're all gayer than Gaylord McGayerson, the grand marshal of Gaytown's "Whoopee! I'm GAY" parade.by Wm.™ Steven HumphreyYou know what really gets my goat? EVERY YEAR the annual Starbucks cup controversy starts earlier and earlier! GODDAMNIT WHY CAN'T THEY WAIT UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING??
That being said, the new Starbucks cup has turned me gay. I was already bisexual, so it could be argued it wouldn't take much to ti