The Grim Reaper Ruined My Make-Out Sesh at Gas Works Park

Making out in a public park at midnight is fun, until the grim reaper shows up.by Marti SchodtI definitely considered taking a shower. I finished my run and I peered in the mirror and I thought, "Hmm, looking a little greasy, maybe we brush the hair and do the makeup and change the sweaty shorts."Then I thought "Nah." I was on my way to play poker with my coworkers, who were all married, or Republicans, and I was not about to waste a hair wash day on a bunch of dudes who leave the seat up.So I w