The Bachelorette Premieres Tonight. Sorry.

by Campy DraperJoJo brings light to a world of darkness. I assume.Courtesy of ABC
Since the last season of The Bachelor ended back in March, an empty stretch of time has loomed over me. An era of darkness wherein no love, excitement, or spectacle existed. Life has been a gray monotone world complete with slow, sad piano music.
But TONIGHT The Bachelorette premieres, and now the world is like one of those prescription drug commercials for depression and the color if flooding in. I can see flowers