Thank God I Never Have to Roll Another Joint

Thank God I Never Have to Roll Another Jointby Sean NelsonI have always been terrible at rolling joints.There's something about the combination of balance, coordination, and multi­tasking that puts joint-rolling somewhere between juggling and the ability to play "Malagueña" on guitar on the list of skills I know I will never develop. Maybe it's because—as with the aforementioned proficiencies—I simply haven't put the hours in. Or maybe it's because on my best, soberest day