Televangelist Warlock Pat Robertson Casts Spell on Hurricane Florence

by Wm.™ Steven HumphreyPat Robertson: "Bubble, bubble! Toil and trouble!" Courtesy YouTube
As you know, the Southeastern United States is bracing itself for Hurricane Florence, a category 4 storm that could cause "catastrophic" damage once it reaches landfall this Friday. Millions of residents have been ordered to move inland, and Imbecile-in-Chief Donald Trump is keeping himself busy by arguing with Puerto Rican officials about how he didn't botch their hurricane disaster, like, at all.But