Ted Cruz's Strip Tease

No, no, don't worry, this is not about Ted Cruz taking off his clothes, I promise.Christopher Halloran / Shutterstock.com
This week at a campaign stop in Iowa—Jesus Christ, how am I already typing those words nine months before the caucuses even happen?—Senator Ted Cruz reminded a small Methodist college audience why his presidential candidacy is barely more than a figment of the imagination.
He treated the crowd to the usual foaming at the mouth about those gross homosexual marriage