Ted Cruz's Secret Longings

"You know that 'TrusTed' logo?" asks Hlinko at DailyKos. "The one with TRUS and TED merged, yet separated via different colors? Turns out that when you Google 'TRUS,' the logo at once becomes hilarious and hilariously appropriate."
And... here's the first result when you Google TRUS:
A transrectal ultrasound (TRUS) is an ultrasound technique that is used to view a man's prostate and surrounding tissues. The ultrasound transducer (probe) sends sound waves through the wall of the rectum into the