Steve Gonzalez for Justice Position No. 8

by Stranger Election Control Board
Nathan Choi didn't show up for our endorsement meeting, but the SECB isn't sure that Choi even lives on this planet. "I am the only candidate who has successfully developed Real Estate," his statement reads in the voters' pamphlet. Um, what the fuck does real estate have to do with being a supreme court justice? Choi also has a record of campaign violations and personal lawsuits. In a divorce proceeding, he allegedly failed to pay child support, falsified recor