Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz for President?

by Tricia RomanoHoward Schultz: The next president? Getty Images
Apparently, those in the room during his farewell speech as CEO at Starbucks' annual shareholders' meeting seemed to think that Howard Schultz wasn't retiring, but pivoting toward a much bigger job: Commander-in-Chief.
I mean, why the fuck not?Since we've clearly given up on the idea of a woman holding higher office—Gov. Jay Inslee's name is being floated as a 2020 Presidential hopeful, too (fine, whatever, I want Bob)—