Star Baby

Baby Gorilla, born May 18, 2026, at 5:50 a.m. at the Woodland Park ZooIt’s an especially busy week, but when Megan challenged me to do the Woodland Park Zoo’s baby gorilla’s astrological chart yesterday morning in Slog AM, what was I supposed to do? Not drop everything to quickly do amateur astrology for a newborn primate? I need an important/whimsical distraction, and maybe you do too. The baby gorilla is a Taurus. Aww. Taurus is a grounded earth sign; I’d say they