Sorry, CDC, but "Not Drinking" Is Definitely Not a Form of Birth Control

You've probably seen this delightful infographic from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, right? You know, the one that says women shouldn't drink if they're not on birth control, because they might get accidentally pregnant? If you haven't, and you haven't yet met your quota today for the absurd, well, here you go:
Centers for Disease Control and PreventionTHERE ARE SOME PROBLEMS HERE. Let's discuss.
Much thinkpiece hay has rightfully been made of the comically stupid implication he