So Long, Jerks! A Tribute to Huckabee, Santorum, and "Suspended" Campaigns

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It's been fun, but like all good things, the Mike Huckabee campaign has finally drawn to an end.
I mean, we can call it a "campaign" but let's be real, candidates like this know they don't have a shot at winning the presidency. But a year or two of "campaigning" is great publicity for books and speeches, and it's a fun audition for Fox News that they can get someone else to pay for. Mission accomplished?
But