Smoke Show

Dear Ballard neighbors,Please retire your meat smokers. As the Pacific Northwest gets smacked in the face by global warming, it’s relentlessly cruel and unusual to steal the joy of fresh air from your neighbors. The sick, saccharine smell of your hobby not only ruins the fun of flinging open a window with reckless abandon, but is an assault on those of us who dare to use an AC window unit. Bold as a thief, your syrupy smoke slips in through the cracks, smothering the nostrils like a pork