Smelly German Dick, Texas Legal Codes, and an Eight-Year-Old Column

Savage Love Letter of the Day: Reader Advice Round-upby Dan Savage
Recent Savage Love Letters of the Day: Her ex-boyfriend has cancer and her current girlfriend can't handle it; a very long, very good, very fake letter; her partner likes sex clubs and she thinks they're dirty, gross, and crawling with consent violators; and he's 40, she's 16—she's also his girlfriend's niece. What could go wrong? And, as always, last week's column and Savage Lovecast.
First, for that smelly German dick:He