Slopes Are for Suckers, Snowshoeing Is for Stoners

Getting high and snowshoeing is great. Just don't wander onto someone else's property.by Amber CortesI've been skiing only a couple of times, but I've seen about all I need to see of that nonsense. Clunky, heavy, expensive gear, long lines at the lift, looking like a fucking yuppie, risking broken bones and concussions... um, no thank you.And snowboarding, that supposedly "stoner" sport, is no better. You're shredding, all right—shredding up your face, and fracturing your wrists and ankles