Save the Planet: Sterilize Yourself

Sign up for voluntary human extinction today!by Katie Herzog Getty Images
I was asked yesterday, possibly for the millionth time, whether or not my girlfriend and I plan to have babies."No way," I said. "I'm not a morning person. But sometimes my girlfriend does threaten to make us foster a problem teen someday. Hopefully same-sex fostering will be illegal by the time she's ready."I was kidding (mostly), but you'd think I'd slapped the ice cream cone out of a grandma's hand with the reaction thi