Santorum Splatters Himself Across Churches with Sneaky Campaign Ad This Sunday

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Rick Santorum, you clever fink. You just pulled off the slimiest campaign maneuver of the election season, and you haven't even declared your candidacy. My hat is off to you, sir. I raise a toast to your cunning, in addition to my usual middle finger.
What a shame that nobody seems to have noticed the incredible scam you're about to pull off: broadcasting a stealth campaign ad to millions of churchgoers this weekend, disguised as a fr