Rick Springfield's Butt: The Point Is Probably Moot

I have nothing new to add to this video of '80s pop star (and former General Hospital actor) Rick Springfield testifying in a Syracuse courtroom about allegedly knocking a fan unconscious by bumping her with his ass during a 2004 concert, which I first saw on Stereogum (though it's posted everywhere else, too). I just needed to type that headline before the whistle blew on another wonderful work day here at Seattle's Only Newspaper and America's Favorite Blog. May god have merc