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The You're Wrong About That Valentine's Day Special!by Francine Colman-GutierrezHi. I'm Francine Colman-Gutierrez. Here are some Valentine's Day things that you are wrong about.• Buying her chocolate: You're wrong about that—unless she specifically asked for diabetes.• Buying her flowers: Thanks for the dead plants.• Buying her lingerie: ...is gross.• Buying her sex toys: Does she buy you power tools?• Writing her a love song: Ugh. Just please don't.• Writing