PSA: Metro Is Giving Out $25 Pre-Loaded Orca Cards

by Katie HerzogAll abroad!Mudede
Fill out this survey and Metro will either send you a new Orca card loaded with $25 or add $25 to your existing account. There is, however, one catch: Clicking that link means you agree to: 1.) Say "hello" and "thank you" to the driver; 2.) Neither talk on your cell phone nor play your saxy jazz sans headphones for the duration of your ride; 3.) Take your goddamn bag off the seat; and 4.) Promise to never, ever masturbate on the city bus, INCLUDING on the E line.