Please Applaud Me for Celebrating This Sandwich on the Internet

by Sydney Brownstoneheart eyes emoji SB
|| I loved this sandwich and its moderate amount of spiciness. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for not exclusively eating mayonnaise sandwiches with the crusts cut off, for putting hot sauce on my burritos, for indulging in condiments like mustard that the average (basic) B might refer to as "weird" or even "gross." Then, as I became a woman and started to educate myself on exotic ingredients like pickles and how the media marginalizes othe