Petition to Place the Penis at Polishable Level

by Jen GravesNobody can reach that penis. Alex Garland
I'm trying to find a French phrase to express how sad I am that I can't touch Martin Selig's new penis.
Selig is the commercial real-estate mogul who put up Seattle's tallest skyscraper, Columbia Center, back in 1985, and who recently bought the Firestone building in South Lake Union. He owns much.Often, these buildings have art outside them. Consider the paddleball.
On Saturday morning, a new work of art appeared outside a Selig-owned build