Only Sinners Eat Shrimp

by Katie HerzogThe devil's seafoodGetty Images
It's National Shrimp Day, and as shrimp pics roll across your feed, you may be tempted to run to the nearest seamart, pick yourself out a pound or two, and mark the day with some buttered, lemoned, garlicked sea creatures for dinner tonight. But I'm here to tell you: NO. Do not do it. Shrimp, as everyone familiar with the Holy Bible knows, is verbotten according to the word of our Lord and was put on earth by Satan herself to tempt you with those be