One Day at a Time

Cheer up, America! We aren’t as fucked up as North Korea! (Yet.)by Ann RomanoMONDAY, FEBRUARY 13Welcome back to One Day at a Time, dears—where the news cycle has been dominated for months by a disliked dimwit charlatan who, impossibly, has amassed a staggering amount of power. We speak, of course, of Ben Affleck—who appeared on this very page last week, following news that the stupid tattoo that covers his entire back was not, as Affleck claimed, for a movie, but is, in fact, r