Okay, Fuck This Eclipse

Editorial opinion by a rooster.by Rooster DUNCAN WALKER / GETTY IMAGES
Good morning! Or, should I say, cock-a-doodle-dooooooo! I hope you’re feeling bright-eyed, bushy-tailed and ready to face the day, because the sun has risen and I won’t shut the fuck up about it! Cock-a-doodle-DOOOOOO, assholes!
I’d like to take a moment to talk about something that’s been disturbing the rooster community lately. Buh-gwuaak! It seems there will be a surprise nighty-night darktime comin