New to Town: Welcome to Seattle!

Seattle is exactly the same as every other place in the world: yours to navigate, yours to discover, yours to ruin or improve. SCOTT TRAVIS
Hi. Welcome to Seattle, etc.
Now that you've been here for some period of time that is more than a week and less than a year, there's something you should know: The emotional intelligence of the city you have chosen for your new home is fucked.
The "we" that is currently processing your application will cancel plans without notice and never speak to you agai