My Main Problem with Candy Corn Is That It's Disgusting

Horrible.by Rich SmithA reader sent me a gift. Yay. CB
This week, a careful and generous reader of The Stranger sent me and Dan a giant bag of candy corn. The gift came with a note:"Dear Dan and Rich,I know how much you both love these. I hope you enjoy this gift as much as I am :PSincerely, Gwendolyn."Okay, Gwendolyn. Let's do this.Every year I try a couple candy corns to see if my tastes have changed. Maybe candy corn tastes better in the dawn of our failing republic? Maybe these horrible cand