Murder on the Orient Express: Seriously, What Is Up with That Mustache?

As a mystery, it’s a total bust.by Ned LannamannThe mustache has got to be real. Right? Everything else about Murder on the Orient Express—Kenneth Branagh’s stodgy, grandmother-friendly adaptation of Agatha Christie’s 1934 mystery novel—is so sumptuous that there’s no way they would skimp on such an obviously fake-looking mustache, not when it’s plastered to Branagh’s face so prominently.The cast is overstuffed with prestige, featuring a knight (De