Mike Huckabee Is Not Going To Be President

Mike Huckabee launched his campaign for the Republican nomination today in Hope, Arkansas, the working/overworked town/metaphor where both Huckabee and Bill Clinton grew up. Spoiler alert: Huckabee is not going to be the next president of the United States because Mike Huckabee is not going to be GOP nominee in 2016. The NYT—after noting that Huckabee has more challengers to his right now than he did when ran in 2008—stuck a knife in Huck and gave it a few brisk turns:
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