Mike Huckabee Is Gonna Burn Down Washington D.C.

Wonkette:
That’s Huckabee’s latest web ad, it is called “Strip Club,” and you can find it at dubya dubya dubya MikeHuckabee dot com slash BurnItDown. So he’s not being metaphorical or allegorical or poetical; he’s damn serious about setting the nation’s capital on fire because his shriveled nuts are sorer than the fried roadkill he ate for dinner last night, and he’s gonna assplode all over this country if Uncle Sam doesn’t start wriggling i