Midterm Election Night 2018: We're Partying With Congressional Candidates and State Legislators!

Weed! Tacos! A Motherfucking Blue Wave!by Stranger Election Control Board
Get ready, fuckers. Tonight we’ll finally figure out which kind of aquatic catastrophe will rise up to devastate the country! Blue Wave? Red Tide? Orange Crush??? We’re not sure! All we know is that we have finally—at the 11th hour—secured strains of weed that correspond to each of those results. Whether we spark in sadness or in joy, at least we’ll have the right bud for the occasion.
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