Liveslogging the Racy Oscars

by Charles Mudede9:00 One of these days I'm going to have to write about Morgan Freeman's earrings.8:58 Person of color has to win anything. And I think this is how thing will end tonight. And eating grapes just gave a long speech.
8:38 It's almost 9 and white Oscars ain't over. White people be like that.
8:38 Alejandro González Iñárritu deserves it. Best Director. He is a great director. Enough said.
8:31 Ali G (Sacha Baron Cohen) is keeping it black: "Room full of white pe