Liveslogging the No-Trump Fox News Debate

"Thanks for the podium, Mr. Trump!" Kobby Dagan / Shutterstock.com
Welp, here we are again, but there's something different this time. Something less orange, less misogynistic, less flatulent. Oh, I know: there's no Trump! Ahhhhh. It's like taking a vacation from the asylum.
Except not too much of a vacation, because it's on Fox News and it's for Republicans. Ugh. Okay, let's dive in to make fun of these jerks.
6:05 Cruz tells Ben Carson he's a terrible surgeon, his best effort to do a jokey Tru