Liveslogging One More Democratic Debate

by Matt BaumeThe contestants nervously await a decision about which one will have to leave the Big Brother house next. Joseph Sohm / Shutterstock.com
Oh hello, candidates! It's been far too long since we invited you into our homes to holler unpleasantly. Please, come in, kick off your shoes, and get ready to yell about policy. Bernie, please remember to interrupt Hillary and waggle a finger at her. Hillary, we expect to see you do that trick where your mouth says "I'm laughing" and your eyes say