Let's All Watch Bertha Birth Together

by Sydney BrownstoneBertha is crowning. Again. On the Lord's Day of April 4, 2017, in Vladimir Putin's United States of Ketchup Steaks, the $80 million tunnel boring machine is expected to finally breach its glorious end-pit.The Washington Department of Transportation will conveniently provide a live stream. We're told we should tune into Berthacam at 8 am. Grab a coffee and be ready to watch with us:UPDATE, 10:15: There's a lot of dust.
UPDATE, 11:20:Pieces are audibly falling but visibility re