Last Days: This Just In, Mel Gibson Is a Butthole

Bad blood.
MONDAY, AUGUST 24 In news that shook the earth to its very core, British boy band One Direction announced today that they are, according to Us Weekly, "taking a hiatus to focus on solo projects." Wait! Stop... stop screaming! We can barely hear ourselves think! Our 12-year-old niece Tracee Romano had this to say about the announcement: "I hate everything! I hate you, I hate the world, and I hate One Direction who doesn't care, DOESN'T EVEN CARE!" [SLAM!] That was Tracee slamming the d