It's on TV Tonight: Heroes Reborn, Scandal, and More Return!

Courtesy NBCHEROES REBORN: Ummm... stop staring at me like I'm an asshole.
While tonight doesn't have the sizzle of many of this week's TV premieres and returns, there are curiosities and, of course, MAJOR ANNOYANCES. (But that's the price of living during the "golden age of television," isn't it?) Let's check out what's on TV tonight!
8:00 ABC GREY'S ANATOMY
Season premiere! Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me! UGGGNNHHH!! And... NOPE.
8:00 NBC HEROES REBORN
Season premiere! The show that w