It's 2017 and American Nazis Are Still Cowards

by Bill Savage
Jake and Elwood are stuck in traffic.
An “American Socialist White People’s Party” demonstration occupies a bridge. The Chicago Police Department holds back enraged counterprotesters. Jake asks a cop what’s going on.
Cop: Ah, those bums won their court case, so they’re marchin’ today.
Jake: What bums?
Cop: The fuckin’ Nazi Party.
Elwood (annoyed): Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis.
Elwood puts the Bluesmobile in gear, motors thro