ITMFA Pumpkins

by Dan Savage
Happy Belated Halloween, Dan!
For the last three nights, I have proudly illuminated carved pumpkins on my porch here in Portland, Oregon, in the hope that some witchy powers inherent to my nether regions will further propel the demise of Orange Julius Caesar's administration. I am somewhat disappointed that I didn't have any adults come ring my doorbell to say "fuck yeah!", so that I could give them candy that hardly any children came to collect. Since you originated the ITMFA acro