It’s Friday the 13th, and Dolly Parton is an Alien

GANYMEDE
There’s no way around it. Dolly Parton was born in the sea they just discovered on the Jupiter moon of Ganymede. Say it with me, GANYMEDE. If you say it enough times, it begins to sound exactly like, “Islands In the Stream.” Which is Dolly and Kenny Roger’s not-so-cloaked duet about laying down in a stream, on Ganymede. And terraforming. Look at the lyrics: “Baby, when I met you there was peace unknown/I set out to get you with a fine-to