It Never Ends

People still keep pranking me with candy corn.by Rich SmithThat horrible thing poking out of the jack-o'-lantern is a pair of SOCKS. RS
I thought I was meeting a friend for a drink at a bar last night. As it turned out, I was actually meeting my greatest enemy.
When I walked into the bar and ordered my regular boilermaker, the bartender said he was out of whiskey, but that he did have "one of these." He then presented that horrible Halloween bouquet you see in the photo above. My mouth dropped.