I'm Crying Because Lizzo Loves Me

by Jasmyne Keimig
Happy Valentine's Day, y'all. I know this is a time when everyone groans about how this was a holiday created by the evil capitalists who work at card companies and are somehow our cultural overlords or whatever. I'm not saying these gripes are incorrect, but is there something wrong about wanting to carve out a day for love? To give the pink underwear you coincidentally put on this morning more meaning? To luxuriate in chocolate, steak, wine, and other foods that give you head