Idiot President Makes Idiotic Statement

by Katie HerzogOopsie. ALEX EDELMAN/GETTY IMAGES
On Thursday, top tanner Donald Trump publicly admitted that Russia helped him get elected. This confession, like all important presidential announcements, came via Twitter. Please read the following in the voice of Jan Brady:Russia, Russia, Russia! That’s all you heard at the beginning of this Witch Hunt Hoax...And now Russia has disappeared because I had nothing to do with Russia helping me to get elected. It was a crime that didn’t e