I Love Televison: Things Are About to Get FIERCE

The Prancing Elites are determined to win over the haters.
Okay, everybody... on three: One... two... three... REALITY SHOWS EAT DONKEY BOTTOM! Grrrr, I hate reality shows sooo much. Yes, I'll allow that some reality shows provide a certain grotesque, pornographic pleasure—for example, Real Housewives, Dance Moms, and MasterChef Junior. I'm also a disgruntled fan of the poorly acted dramatic re-creations on Investigation Discovery's I (Almost) Got Away with It whenever I suffer from stomac