I Love Television: Why Do Christians Hate Egg Salad?

The Apprentice meets Survivor.
As you know, this coming Sunday is Easter—which is when Christians bellyache about how we non-Christians "stole" the holiday and replaced "religion" with "bunnies and hard-boiled eggs." Well, don't get it twisted—because Christians STOLE IT FIRST. It was Christians who yoinked the name "Easter" from the pagan celebration of spring—but whatever. Sounded like a boring party, anyway. HOWEVER! The least Christians could've done was make Easter super a