I Love Television: Reasons to Live Another Week

BROAD CITY
UNNGGHHH! Why am I always the person that people come to when they need a reason to live? It's like this every January: The sun refuses to rise, the national serotonin average drops dangerously low, and everybody's banging at my door asking for ONE GOOD REASON why they shouldn't just throw themselves under a bus. Well, for one thing, no one's driving the bus! Because the bus drivers are too goddamn sad! UNNGGHHH! TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN, GRUMPY GUS—you're d